- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Poop.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

I was once a hamster.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

non poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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