I'm 4 and what is this?

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

what tall and looks like a jew?

DON"T READ THIS!

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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