Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

i lyk 2 eet pup

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Anti Joke

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