- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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