Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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I shot a bitch.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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