- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Agent 47.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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