Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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