- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

so the weather's nice...

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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