- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What is more worse than death? Death

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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