Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Poop

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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