What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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