- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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