What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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