Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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womens rights

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Your dads dead. lol

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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