How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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69- by Adam Chebali

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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