- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Neither does he.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

An Asian fails their maths exam.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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