why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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