KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anything Dane Cook says

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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