Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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