what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Dancing Potatoe!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Hippopatomous!

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

bum sex lol

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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