- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

knock knock!! kanye west

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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