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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Your mum is dead

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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