What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Aodhan Hearty

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

a horse walks into a barn

Indeed.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

28

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

This joke isnt funny.

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