- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Oh, go away

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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