What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Jesus wept.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A fat man on a moped

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Runescape.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Christians

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Anti Joke

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