- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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