- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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