What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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lebron

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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lebron

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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The white guy did it!

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pedophile

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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