Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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