What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Women's Rights

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Anti Joke

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