Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Happy Monday!

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tommy is retared

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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