why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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hashtags suck balls

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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