- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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