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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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