Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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