Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Knock knock knock OCD

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