Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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