What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good