- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

your mom was so fat that she died.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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