I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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The Olympics

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Anti Joke

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