- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

A homosexual walks into a church

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Religion.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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