A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Ham sandwich

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

chirs

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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