- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

womens rights.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Your time.

A Frenchman stays and fights

These Jokes suck.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Womens' Rights

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

speech and debate.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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