Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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