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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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