- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Black Veil Brides.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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