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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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