Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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The Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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