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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Knock, knock. Come in!

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

potato farming

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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