what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Rebecca Black

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Women"s Rights

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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shut up

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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