Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Womens rights.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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